Cosmo Tip #71520
In the middle of sex, whisper in his ear “there’s power in a king’s blood” then put leeches on his dick
SCREAMING
(via rinygrin)
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(Source: sandpitturtlebrigade, via isiidro)
“A bad joke, Your Grace.”
(Source: tyrion-lannister)
(Source: berryhudson, via chianas)
though my soul may set in darkness,
it will rise in perfect light.
i have loved the stars too fondly
to be fearful of the night.“the old astronomer” - sarah williams
(Source: neutroncream, via chianas)
Damnit Ash!
(Source: ash-ofpallet, via juanitatequila)
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
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